thedailywhat:

Creepy Cocktail of the Day: The Alien Brain Hemorrhage contains 1 part peace schnapps, 1 part Bailey’s Irish cream, and 2 parts grenadine.

Makes the perfect hangover cure: One look at this terrifying concoction and you’ll be as sober as a Sunday school marm.

[neatorama.]

pele-memes:

#dragonball

Oh god, I can’t not hear it

rrrrred:

wifeoftj:

Current Status: 2nd Grade Play: “Everybody Smiles in the Same Language.”

…I don’t think that’s true! Not every culture reads a smile the same way. From what I remember, the only universal expressions are fear, surprise and disgust. 

BAH HUMBUG!

I think you’re thinking of chimpanzees

thedailywhat:

Star Wars Fan Art of the Day: “Vader Got Served” by Aaron Jasinski.

Included in the limited edition version of the recently released George Lucas-commissioned “fan art” book, Star Wars Art: Visions.

A less expensive trade version (minus this illustration) is available here.

[jasinskiart / thanks bret!]

thedailywhat:

Nerd Couture of the Day: Magic: The Gathering: The Dress.

inb4 i’d tap that.

[unreality.]

(Source: thedailywhat)

thedailywhat:

This Is All Kinds Of Wrong of the Day: In brightest day, in blackest night, no evil tie-in shall escape Hostess’s sight…

[gws.]

I want Hal Jordan’s balls in my mouth

(Source: thedailywhat)

shlabam:

Jewel Staite from “Firefly” getting strangled by a Weeping Angel from “Doctor Who”.

Life is good.

dcu:

Why even bother racing at that point?

Thanks to Geekologie.

fuckyeahgeekgirls:

kuamasi:

¡Imbatible!

thedailywhat:

[randompictures.]

thedailywhat:

Quilt of the Day: Look at this quilt / this quilt is amazing.

(context.)

[reddit.]

fucknozombies:

hello-zombie:

legoexpress:

zombienice:

LEGO Zombie halloween costume